Wow, Team in Training1 is really playing up the whole "this is a great way to snag a girlfriend (or boyfriend), and she's probably in shape!" angle with their current website banner. See below:
Sure, they probably could have chosen a non-ginger fist-pumping "stud", and the cyclist has that gross "cyclist arm"2 thing going on. But get a load of the sweaty, olive-skinned beauty in the center! Not only does she look like she just finished up a 10-mile jog through the back roads of my dreams (thus further sculpting her finely toned upper arms), but her lips look poised gently blow on the nape of my neck. I'm in love. Team in Training Lady, I don't know who you are, or where you've been all my life, but I want to train with you. I want to donate to your cause. I want to buy you shoes. And roses. And energy gels. Run on.
1 This is sophomoric, unoriginal, and beside the point (or is it?), but it bothers me to no end that Team In Traning uses the "acronym" TNT rather the more (i.e. totally) accurate TIT. How is an acronym that conjures images of Al-Qaeda, Wile E. Coyote, and my dad's insurance agency more PC than a slang term for boob? Ugh.
2 I retract this statement if the cyclist in question is suffering (or has suffered) from cancer, leukemia, lymphoma, or any combination of the three.

0 comments:
Post a Comment